Straight after going to church
Why she wants it Not her latent altar boy fetish coming through, it’s those hymns exercising her vocal chords. Manchester University researchers found the sacculus — an organ in the ear that’s connected to the part of the brain responsible for pleasure — is stimulated by low frequency, high intensity sounds such as singing. And according to them, it doesn’t matter how tuneless her — or your — singing is.
What to do Sing to her. “Stand behind her with your arms round her waist and sing with your mouth close to her ear and neck the vibration of your voice is incredibly erotic here,” says Hall„„
When she stubs her toe
Why she wants Russian researchers found that high levels of pain, caused in the study by spanking patients with canes, produce hormones that prime you — and her — for sex.
What to do If she’s spank-shy, book her a traditional Thai massage — it’s more dynamic than other styles as the masseur uses their entire body to pummel the muscles. Then get fresh with mint or coconut oil. “Once the blood has been brought to the surface, cold and hot sensations feel amazing,” says Spurr, “And rubbing lotion on her skin has a cooling effect which feels sensational.” Learn more about the benefits of coconut oil at trend-statement.org/indulge-your-hair-with-coconut-oil/
When she’s back from a girls’ holiday
Why she wants it She hasn’t spent all week tanning just to admire herself in the bathroom mirror. “Feeling body confident is the first step to wanting to take your clothes off,” says Spurr. What to do Hands off until the suitcase is unpacked. ‘Tell her to take a bath and pour her a glass of wine,” says Spurr. “Compliment her, let her tease you by taking it slowly and she’ll come to you:
After your obnoxious display of jealousy Why she wants It You’re most likely to be green-eyed when she’s most fertile. Hormonal changes fire up her lust levels when she’s mid-cycle in order to increase the chances of conception. According to researchers in New Mexico, this is the time women are more likely to be unfaithful, so men step up mate-guarding strategies. What to do It couldn’t be easier: make a note in your diary when the decorators arrive, then make your move 12 to 14 days later.
While she’s half-way up a ladder
Why she wants it Witness a smouldering Demi Moore in off-the-shoulder dungarees in About Last Night, or a cute, spanner-clutching Kylie in Neighbors, to understand the debt you owe to scriptwriters here. ‘Women have absorbed this storyline for decades,” says psychosexual therapist Vicki Ford. “And DIY has become a sexually-charged activity.” She slips into your old shirt, loosely ties her hair, grabs a paintbrush and suddenly feels a tousled “no effort” sexiness. Nonsense obviously, as Demi’s “natural” look took three hours to achieve, t don’t mention that. “Demolish r illusions and the only thing getting stripped will be the wallpaper,” says Ford.
What to do Play fight. ‘This works whether you’re decorating or doing the washing up,” says Ford. “A dab of paint, or a bit of foam flicked at her chest provides the perfect physical first contact.”